
Melinda - Yeah, I'd kinda have to agree with Simon - nothing memorable about this performance tonight. Nothing really bad, but nothing to sell me.
Lakisha - Yo Baby! Way to bust out!! OK, enough about your outfit.
Carlos Richardson - 'Nuff said.
Haley - Oh sweetheart. My sweet Haley. You continue to look good, but I'm afraid Simon hit it right on the head once again. You remain in the race for your looks. I'm actually quite surprised that there are as many heterosexual male voters for this show as her presence implies. Who would have thought? Maybe she'll get a gig on The Bachelorette after this show.
Phil - Nice lid bro - keep it… but I kinda kept wanting to straighten it out for him.
Jordin - I thought from her rehearsal footage that this might be her night, but the nerves seemed to be catching up with her a bit and the performance just seemed to lack a little steam as a result. I think Simon, agaaaiiinnn, is the only one who called it.
Blake - Yeah, he rocked it. Very simply, he just had style.
Sanjaya - Ha ha ha!! Who let Sanjaya have the brown crayons?...now he's done gone and drawn himself in a moustache and beard. I'm really confused by the curly bob cut though. It's like he's half man, half poodle. But, you know… someone can probably sell that.