Okay...... there are so many fun moments from last night's show, I just don't know where to begin.
Let's start with the Clash of the Titans promo/comparison that went on for an eternity. WTF? The cross-promo was a little far-reaching. I haven't seen any monsters on American Idol yet. Well, maybe a few. Like that Vampire-like girl dancing with Diddy. The artist former known as Puffy. The artist formerly know as P. Diddy. I'm think he's now Diddy, and his band is Dirty Money. Anyway, I digress. There was also a gladiator battling the little monster named Ryan. Michael picked him up and lifted him up like he was a baby. Can this show get any wierder? (I know, the answer is Yes!)
The guest "performances" were quite the treat last night. First we had Rueben Stoddard, the vegan, singing an unknown song that didn't stick with me at all. What I know is - he has a great smile, a great voice, and is quite the soothing, smiley "velvet teddybear" that Ryan called him. Even with all that, I will not be downloading his song.
The Ford Vommercial this week was to Kung Fu Fighting, with everyone except Casey James dressed in "Kung Fu apparel." We were not told why. I can only assume that is because he was the tallest and they couldn't get an outfit in his size. (Okay, here's an idea - Casey - you just wear regular clothes, okay? We'll think of something for this video.)
Michael Lynche - WTF about your fake hair tail?
Crystal - nice crocheted hat. Cute.
Andrew's mom - I didn't know Snuggies came in a black and red checkered pattern. What WAS that?
Ryan - don't stereotype the Latin mama by suggesting she cooks something and has the judges over. Maybe she doesn't like to cook. (I doubt it, but STILL!)
Producers - showing the Clash of the Titans cast is still not making me want to go see it.
Lee - safe
Casey - safe
Aaron (the cupcake) - safe. Lots of talk here from the judges about love. Randy: "It's like love of your parents, only twisted." Did you see the look on Ellen's face after he said that. It was sort of like, Randy, you are so twisted yourself.
Siobhan - safe, but knows it wasn't good.
Katie - Bottom 3.
Ryan with Justin Bieber - or was it a young Hilary Swank? Something about how Usher shaped who Justin is an an artist. But, maybe he was really there taping a future performance?
Usher, channeling Michael Jackson, emerged on the Adam Lambert memorial staircase. Highlights: Usher is an amazing dancer. The girls were wearing black bras and suits, with lots of popping and locking going on. Nice dancing, again! Will i. am made an appearance here - I guess this is popular these days to have guests for your songs. The song was kinda boring - but the dancing was awesome. Is this So You Think You Can Dance?
Didi - bottom 3.
Michael - safe, but not before Ellen said there is a Tiny Mike inside of Big Mike. Hmmmm, Ellen, are you thinking about crossing over? She said she likes the Tiny Mike - he's sensitive. Then Ryan messed with Mike, prompting Mike to lift up Ryan like a baby, without even asking. Hands to yourself!
Crystal - safe.
Tim - B3. Not without the judges saying he smiles too much, basically. Kara even condescended on him (not correct grammar, I know) by saying that she doesn't think he even understands what they are saying to him and that's why he keeps smiling. What the heck? He's just a smiley dude - give him a fricking break!
Andrew - safe.
Katie - gets to escape to the safe seats, so Tim and Didi are the only two left in the "seats of danger."
Then, we get to find out that strobe lighting might be dangerous to view and we get a warning. Here's where the eye candy of Diddy and crew come in. I love that his back-up singers have curves. Awesome. Thanks Diddy. They sang, "Hello - Good Morning." I have to admit that it was a little catchy, for a few seconds. But, once again, awesome dancing. Nice eye candy with the black and white. Diddy shamelessly plugged his music....... but look how many people he has to pay! He has a crew of about 100 dancers and I'm sure tons of other people. He's doing his part to keep unemployment down. I might download that song. I know, I'm officially getting delirious. I will blame it on the brain-washing of the strobe lights. Hence, the warning.
Didi is the one going home. The judges don't save her, but she goes out with a great song - Rhiannon. Siobhan looked a little cranky or pouty as she watched - maybe she's planning her comeback. I hope so.
What did you guys think? I didn't get my pick right, did you? I am still #1 in one pool - but fell to #11 in another! How are you guys doing? Comment here........
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